and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
I should be sponsored by Trojan
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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