are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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