I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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