Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Why do I fail so hard at ironing, when I'm a woman and i should be amazing at it?
because god found you far too good at oral sex and had to make all things even?
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
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