Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Everyone says I win the strip club
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
I think people are normalizing furries
I need to align my fucking chakras
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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