just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
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