My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
Randomize
