lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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