Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
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