Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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