party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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