Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
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