my mouth tastes like poor choices
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I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
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