I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
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