Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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