never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
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