return my video game
Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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