New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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