Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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