love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
We need to rekindle our bromance
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
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