Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
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