my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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