Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
Randomize
