he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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