I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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