He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
