I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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