And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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