i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
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