Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
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