How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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