So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
MASS TEXT: Next weekend I will be in town for St. Patty's day. There will be a bonfire and liqour olympics. We will have booze but in order to participate it is byob. Upon arrival everyone will be asked to sign a waiver. I am not responsible for liver failure, death, loss of clothing or memory, bites, scratches, hickies, pregnancies, or any other for of injury you may obtain while participating. There will be ridiculous amounts of green glitter, be prepared to puke it up. ALSO WEAR SOMETHING GREEN OR YOU WILL BE PENALIZED!! AUTOMATIC 5 SHOTS. HAPPY GAMING!!!
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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