could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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