Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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