You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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