why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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