shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
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