Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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