Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
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