He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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