when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Never underestimate the power of titties
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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