from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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