cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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