Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
he high fived his dick after we had sex
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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