It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
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