PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize
