i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
I have post one night stand depression
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