HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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