if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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