How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
Success! We fucked roommates!
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
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