its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
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