Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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