im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
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