took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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