just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
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