Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
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