dude i'm inner monologue high
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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