Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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